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Continue reading →Monthly Archives: March 2011
Facebook Tells Me Where I Grew Up Is Not Acceptable
Maybe they saw me behind the tree. I was trying to login to one of my many Facebook accounts to play a little poker. I bet like a looney because it’s just free chips ya know? So I go all-in … Continue reading →
I Cheated At Attending Sunday School and Got a Medal
I actually had a string of perfect attendance at Sunday School that was about to be broken so my parents could haul me off to a lake for a weekend of raucous camping (I was 11 – “raucous” meant masturbating … Continue reading →