I was trying to login to one of my many Facebook accounts to play a little poker. I bet like a looney because it’s just free chips ya know? So I go all-in alot at World Series of Poker. I was up to over 800,000 chips one time. Now I have to bounce between multiple Facebook logins just to get a few minutes play.
I forget the passwords for all my personalities. I thought they were all the same.
I was wrong, I had to reset a Facebook password. ZuckIsAZero didn’t work anymore. I wanted to change to ZuckIsAPimplyFacedPuckWithAnOvervaluedTimeSuck.
At any rate, Facebook says that growing up at 232 Chicago Road is not acceptable.
Hey Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg is not acceptable.