Drive your Smart to Sam’s Club to avoid those unnecessary impulse purchases. And yes, these are essential purchases:

• Cinnamon Rolls
• Utz Cheese Balls
• Watermelon
• Orville Redenbacher Popcorn
• Gigantic strawberries

The green cart thingy hanging out of the roof is going to Costa Rica and will serve as our laundry cart/ trash bag hauler/ farmer’s market produce carter. Same with the fan – but that will see some use tomorrow when it’s 95 friggin’ degrees!