Senate and House Leadership Porn0 Names
Why should Representative Weiner have all the fun? My new good friend Ed, from Ed’s Funny Pages, suggested that the House and Senate should all just adopt porn0 names since they have lost all sense of respectability.
He had this brilliant idea…
Dude practically has a porn0 name.
“Anthony Weiner, playing the part of Pizza Delivery guy ‘Tony Weiner’.”
Hell, the whole House of Representatives sounds like the cast of a porno.
- Speaker of the House John Boehner
- Majority Leader Eric Canter
- Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy
aka Sanchez McDirty
- NRCC Chairman Pete Sessions (R-TX)
aka Peter Session
- Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi
- Minority Whip Steny Hoyer
- Assistant Minority Leader Jim Clyburn
aka Jimmy Floorburn
- Democratic Caucus Chairman John Larson
Fun Buns Larson
- Democratic Caucus Vice Chairman Xavier Becerra
aka Wear and Tear Mascara
- Majority Leader Mitch McConnell
- Majority Whip Jon Kyl
aka Rankin Defile
- Republican Conference Chairman Lamar Alexander
aka Lamar Blackwood (gotta admit, I don’t get this one Ed.)
- Republican Conference Vice Chairman John Barrasso
Updike M’Asso
- Republican Policy Committee Chairman John Thune
- NRSC Chairman John Cornyn (R-TX)
- Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV)
Harry Bleed
- Minority Whip Dick Durbin (D-IL)
aka Big Dick Derby (or Big Dick Throbin)
- Democratic Caucus Vice Chairman Chuck Schumer
aka Suck D’Bloomers
- Democratic Conference Secretary Patty Murray
aka Pat McFurry
- Democratic Policy Committee Vice Chairman Debbie Stabenow
aka Debbie Suckmenow
Chime in with your suggestion for your Senator or Representative or Governor or Dog Catcher. Porn0 names R Us.
I think we did pretty good.
You didn’t most of the work, but I am putting up a link on my site today.
Great job dude.
Don’t sell yourself short. (That’s what she said.)
hahahahaha!!!! GREAT list!!!!