Jesus (Hay-sue) H. Christ on toast, they arrested some terrorists in Smallburg (aka Bowling Green, Kentucky.) The Feds arrested and arraigned a couple Iraqis.
Alwan and Hammadi are accused on or near Feb. 16 of trying to provide two rocket-propelled grenade launchers, two machine guns, two cases of C4 plastic explosives, two sniper rifles and money to al-Qaida in Iraq, the indictment said. On or near March 16, the two men are accused of attempting to provide two stinger surface-to-air missile launcher systems and money to al-Qaida.
The police chief today issued a statement saying that we all should remain calm and not fear for our lives.
Good lord, man, they had C4, grenade launchers, and machine guns!
Cops freak out and call unpaid child support their crime of the week, so why shouldn’t I be cowering in a corner clutching my St. Christopher right now?
They had STINGER MISSILES. Billy BeJesus on a Bagel!
When do I panic? When I gets blowed up?
Here’s a commenter that sums it up:
We can protect ourselves or be Rodney King and wonder “why can’t we all get along?” Right before the bomb blows up in our backyard. Time to shut liberal bleeding hearts up…or wait till one of these guys takes out our families at the ballpark, WKU football game, church, HS graduation. “
Another commenter figured out bleeding heart liberals were to blame because
…the diversity of languages, nationalities and cultures in the city makes Bowling Green a more likely place for such activities to occur.
If the Top Cop says to remain calm in the fact of terrorists living in town, when am I supposed to panic?
I can’t wait until Smallburg becomes my Old Kentucky Home.