Stuff I Intended to Do Today But Didn’t — 3 Comments

  1. I worked on more pools than I care to remember in my younger days and I’ll pass my shock treatment secret to you (no charge).

    Initial shock treatment (stronger than maintenance treatments): “Ah! Just the right size for the liquid manure pit I’ve been meaning to build.” (clapping your hands together at the “Ah!” part adds to the effect)

    Regular maintenance treatments: “Does the phrase ‘goldfish pond’ mean anything to you?”