Got up this morning when the sunrise broke,

looked out the window and said “ain’t no joke!”

Jumped out the door next to the pool,

said to nobody listening: “hey! that ain’t cool!”

Leaves and junk were floating the surface

wreckin’ the water and making a muss.

Ain’t no swimmin’ ’til the skimmers done skimmin’

Clearing the haze from my REM sleep,

I puts the net on the pole and proceeded to sweep,

Gettin’ tree droppings and assorted crunk,

Few more minutes I’d be taking a dunk.

Flipped the net over to eject the crud,

it got blowed back in to the man-made flood.

Ain’t no swimmin’ ’til the skimmers done skimmin’

Air turned blue, sun shinin’ in the sky

Came to an agreement, pool and I.

“Keep the crunk you chlorine infused punk,

ain’t gonna cause no problem to me and my junk.”

Dipped my body into the eighty degree water,

and let the boys simmer instead of getting hotter.

Forget Ain’t no swimmin’ ’til the skimmers done skimmin’