Sunday Stealing: The Semi Charmed Meme, Part One

1. My uncle once:

Was working for my dad at the flour mill and was gonna slip a flat belt over a drive shaft to start a grinder. Something he had done hundreds of time without incident. One time something went wrong and he got flipped over the shaft (about 10 feet in the air and returned to the floor with only his shoes and socks and underwear still on his body. He was otherwise unhurt.

2. Never in my life:

Have I used marijuana.

3. When I was five:

I was kissing the neighbor girl. She moved shortly after that. Wonder what ever happened to her?

4. High School was:

Mostly incredibly bad.

5. I will never forget:

Getting hit in the head with a pickaxe by my cousin: son of the uncle mentioned above.

6. I once met:

Miss Michigan Aerospace Miss Congeniality – and I married her.

7. There’s this girl I know who:

Was a cheerleader – and I married her.

8. Once, at a bar:

We skipped out without paying the bill.

9. By noon, I’m usually:

Done with chores. Chores may not be done, but I’m done with them.

10. Last night:

I stayed awake until 11 pm. A first since we moved!

11. If only I had:

A jazilliono colones.

12. Next time I go to church:

It will be because somebody else wanted to visit.

13. Jonathan Frid:

Was meaningless to me. I had to Google him.

14. What worries me most:

My next blog post

15. When I turn my head left, I see:

The kitchen area

16. When I turn my head right, I see:

The rancho

17. You know I’m lying when:

My ears turn blue and my eyes roll back in my head and my nose grows.

18. What I miss most about the 80s:

The clothes and hair. I really liked the 80s. Probably my most fashionable time.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be:

I don’t know Shakespeare characters. Was there smart-assery in Shakespeare? Can you give me a quote from Shakespeare that qualifies as smart-assery?

20. By this time next year:

This post will be one year old.

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