I’m leaving The Hunger Games to the youngsters.
Moooooog35 (I forget how many ooooooo’s there are in Mooooog) got a new hot tub.
Mike and Joni got a new hot tub – delivered from Houston to their temporary quarters here in Costa Rica.
We used to have a hot tub back in the old country.
BTW: we always called it the “Spa” because hot tub has so many nasty connotations…
mooooooog35 offers these games for your Hot Tub Pleasure…
1) Bobbing for Genitalia
2) Boob Buoyancy Competition
3) Jet Bubble or Fart?
4) Musical Bathing Suits
5) Spin the Chlorine Bottle
6) Mystery Handjob
7) Who’s Foot is This?!
Nice if your a single fella and can enjoy this type of activity without increasing your blood pressure meds. Back in the old country, we played these games in the Spa.
- Count the age spots
- Whose pubes?
- Dodge the DooDoo
- Wrinkle or Prune?
- Depth Charge (similar to #3)
I hope this doesn’t give Mike and Joni the idea that they shouldn’t invite us over to enjoy their new Hot Tub. If they won’t let me play games in their spa, perhaps I can imitate art in their outdoor shower.