Joe The V.P. Invites Mark The V.P. To Travel in Europe — 3 Comments

  1. As Ambassador for the People of Ireland [also as Wrinkly Ambassador, as of last Monday] I shall of course welcome you to our Blighted Isle. You shall be afforded the full honours of a visiting dignitary and I shall even let you pitch your tent on our lawn.

    [I presume the visit is next Summer, as this year’s Summer happened one weekend last May?]

  2. Views are not a problem, though you may have to sleep on top of your box as the hedges are quite high. The main lawn has the best views [especially into the neighbour’s bedroom window].