The Ryder Cup victory by the European team was made possible courtesy of some of Chicagoland’s finest.
The local cops gave the world’s #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy a fast ride from his hotel to Medinah from his hotel so he wouldn’t miss his tee time. No doubt he couldn’t afford the car insurance, so he hitched a ride.
McIlroy was chillin’ watching the coverage on The Golf Channel, which was reporting his tee time in Eastern Time. McIlory didn’t realize that Medinah was in a part of Illinois that is in the Central Time Zone.
U.S. tax money was spent to insure the world’s #1 golfer would make his tee time. Had he been any ordinary Rory that was late for work the penalty could have been severe. If Golfer Rory missed his tee time, the team would have forfeited their match and the U.S. would have won the Ryder Cup.
I’m sure all the Republicans trampling the greenery at Medinah are appalled at the government intervention in one of golfs most coveted trophies.
But I love the fan reaction…
The crowd chanted “Glad you made it” and “Central time zone” when McIlroy arrived on the first tee.
Norm MacDonald tweeted his skepticism about McIlroy’s story. MacDonald obviously sees a conspiracy at work – or is convinced that McIlroy is just another lazy, spoiled kid golfer.
Rory is doing some putting. He tees off soon. It is all very odd. He has been here all week. The time zone has not changed.
I think a special investigation should be launched immediately. The same group that is looking for Jimmy Hoffa should be in charge.