My Friend in Ireland Says the Dutch Are Killing Santa’s Black Helper — 3 Comments

  1. “my fuzzy faced friend on the Emerald Isle” I am mortally offended. I am insulted. Statements like that can give me a complex for the rest of my days. You have no idea how much words can hurt, with your stereotyping of all hirsute people. You should be banned!

    On the other hand, you can call me whatever you like [provided it isn’t too early in the day]….

  2. Yup, I can back you up on this alright but it looks like I’m a wee bit too late. Ol’ fuzzy face got here ahead of me.