The Midget Man of Steel, a blogger I’ve been following for a long time has published a book. Rod is no writer and he is no artist, but he found somebody to actually change his blog into a book.

I hate him. But he asked me to create some buzz and provided this art:

He says…

And just like that,

I’M A PUBLISHED AUTHOR.

File this under ‘OMG OMG OMG OMG’

My first-ever book, “Things Go Wrong for Me” is now available!!!

HOLY. CRAPBALLS.

The book is available in paper and e-book formats at Amazon.com and Amazon Kindle, Barnes and Noble and RCGPublishing.com.

Two famous chicks like what they have read…

“Rodney Lacroix has created a wonderfully hilarious book, and also has a very fun name to say out loud.”
Jenny Lawson
Author of NYT Bestseller, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

“A hysterical book written by a man with no filter, a vasectomy and a name like ‘Rod?’ I’m all over it.”
Jenny McCarthy
NYT Bestselling Author, TV personality, Cougar Raper

“Things Go Wrong for Me” is available at:

Amazon: http://bit.ly/12o6h8N

Amazon (Kindle Version): http://bit.ly/ZpoiVk

Barnes and Noble: http://bit.ly/UIgJBw

RCG Publishing: http://www.rcgpublishing.com

If you like adult men who write and draw like eight year old boys, then “Things Go Wrong for Me” might be a book you will want to read.

Me?

I’m waiting for the movie or tee vee series.