Lindsey Vonn Jokes About Tiger’s Sex Addiction. Now She Is One. Some Really Awful Headlines to Follow.
Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods are getting it on – officially.
Vonn made fun of Tiger when he first announced his “problem” with having too much sex with stunning blondes.
When a member of her Vonn-tourage tells her that Woods gave a few friends hugs after ending his statement, she cracks, “They’re like, ‘Yeah, you’re awesome, you go have that sex.’ ” The room breaks into a laugh. Then she describes a skit she would want to perform if asked to host Saturday Night Live: picture Vonn at Woods’ podium, blue backdrop and all. “There’s something you don’t know about me,” Vonn says in a faux solemn, apologetic voice. “Tiger, you’re like my idol, and I too have a sex problem.” More laughter. “That would be freaking funny.”
Paging Dr. Freud… paging Dr. Freud…
Now Vonn has decided that making whoopee with a sex addict is just what she needs.
“This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn,” Tiger wrote on his page. “Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.”
Herewith are awful punny headlines to get you started. Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn Are Dating…
Gratiitous Picture of Lindsey Vonn in a bikini.
- Vonn Going Downhill Faster With Tiger
- Tiger Mounts Attempt at Vonn’s Mons
- Regular G Spot Not Good Enough for Tiger: He Wants Super G
- World Cup This: I Vonn To TouchYour Woods
- Balls and Strokes Meets Poles and Bindings
- Tittie-list Hottie Dating Titleist Body
- Tiger Gets New Signature Move: The Vonn Pump
- Vonn Goes for Hard Wood
- Tiger Geiger Starts Ticking Near Vonn Brawn
- Woods Craves New Turn On, Offers Vonn Slalomie
- Wax on Whacks Off: Tiger Beat!
Puns R Us… Think you can do a better awfully punny Tiger Woods Lindsey Vonn headline?
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