How the mind of a geezer baby boomer works…
Hee. I wrote stone balls.
Costa Rica and a few surrounding areas are scattered with giant stone balls. They are smooth and perfectly spherical, or nearly so. Some of them are quite small, a few inches in diameter, but some of them are as large as eight feet in diameter weighing several tons. http://www.world-mysteries.com/sar_12.htm
Only purpose in writing that … so I could also write Stone Vagina.
Of course the lady equivalent to Stone Balls would be Concrete Ovaries. Otherwise a Brick Dick would be the equivalent of the Stone Vagina.
Which made me think how old Stone Phillips looks sans makeup.
And then I wondered about Wilson-Phillips. How many Wilsons? How many Phillips?
And then I saw something shiny and moved on.