For your consideration, my nominations for Trump’s Cabinet after he is elected:

Trumpkins and Trumpettes

Department of State – Dennis Rodman

Department of the Treasury – vacant – The Donald will handle the cash

Department of DeFence – Pablo Escobar because he knows how to build a fence to keep the government out.

Department of Justice – Miley Cyrus 

Department of the Interior – El Chapo because he knows his way around the earth’s interior.

Department of Agriculture   – Willy Nelson because of his weed knowledge

Department of Commerce – Kanye West, you know… Commerce.  – buying and selling stuff

Department of Labor – Michelle Dugger (19 Kids and Counting)

Department of Health and Human Services- Caitlyn Jenner because Caitlyn knows the health issues of both sexes.

Department of Housing and Urban Development – Banned

Department of Transportation – Banned

Department of Energy – Jim Bob Dugger ( 19 Kids and Counting)

Department of Education – Arnold Schwartznegger

Department of Veterans Affairs – Carl Icahn, even he can disappear in the bureaucracy

Department of Homeland Security –  Sarah “I Can See Russia From My House” Palin

White House Chief of Staff – Charlie Sheen greets The Donald with WINNING every time he enters the Oval Office

Environmental Protection Agency – “Retired” VW CEO Martin Winterkorn

Office of Management & Budget – Oprah, she’s richer than The Donald

Small Business Administration – Roger Ailes because with all his bluster he probably has “small business.”