For your consideration, my nominations for Trump’s Cabinet after he is elected:
Trumpkins and Trumpettes
Department of State – Dennis Rodman
Department of the Treasury – vacant – The Donald will handle the cash
Department of DeFence – Pablo Escobar because he knows how to build a fence to keep the government out.
Department of Justice – Miley Cyrus
Department of the Interior – El Chapo because he knows his way around the earth’s interior.
Department of Agriculture – Willy Nelson because of his weed knowledge
Department of Commerce – Kanye West, you know… Commerce. – buying and selling stuff
Department of Labor – Michelle Dugger (19 Kids and Counting)
Department of Health and Human Services- Caitlyn Jenner because Caitlyn knows the health issues of both sexes.
Department of Housing and Urban Development – Banned
Department of Transportation – Banned
Department of Energy – Jim Bob Dugger ( 19 Kids and Counting)
Department of Education – Arnold Schwartznegger
Department of Veterans Affairs – Carl Icahn, even he can disappear in the bureaucracy
Department of Homeland Security – Sarah “I Can See Russia From My House” Palin
White House Chief of Staff – Charlie Sheen greets The Donald with WINNING every time he enters the Oval Office
Environmental Protection Agency – “Retired” VW CEO Martin Winterkorn
Office of Management & Budget – Oprah, she’s richer than The Donald
Small Business Administration – Roger Ailes because with all his bluster he probably has “small business.”