A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender sees this and says, “Get out! We can’t serve you here!”. The pirate replies, “Arr, is it because I’ve got a bounty on me head?”
Continue reading →Sitting in the doctor’s office yesterday perusing the daily paper to see earthquake photos, imagine my surprise in finding my name in the obits! Spelled correctly and everything. (Most people run the Van and the Patten together or lower case … Continue reading →
I miss Fridays. More specifically, I miss that Thank God It’s Friday feeling one has when one is slogging along in a Monday through Friday job. When I first started working at my last job, I was expected to show … Continue reading →